“I’m so sick of this instant gratification generation I could scream” whined Eddy.
it does have it’s good points” said Lonn; “I mean corporate scientists
the world over are heavily invested in researching products that will
satisfy those people, and often they come up with something we can all
Eddy made a face. “Oh you mean like instant coffee
I’ll bet. There’s a perfect example of what I’m talking about. The
absolute worst beverage in all the world!”
Lonn reached into his
shirt pocket, pulling out a tiny vial which he uncapped and drank from.
He grinned. “No, I was thinking of something else” he said just as in
the blink of an eye he suddenly changed into a long snouted, hairy
creature whose fangs were now fully visible and dripping with saliva.
Eddie leaped from his chair and screamed. “What the hell did you just do?”
replied Lonn as he grabbed Eddie by his shoulders and licked at his
chin, “changing used to be a terribly long and painful process. But ever
since Doctor Met Hamphet and the fine people at Canis Labs created
‘Instant Werewolf’, I find I never have to wait. When I’m hungry, one
little sip and… Baboom!”