It has taken one full year to complete my task. Months passed while I build a forge, another few to find materials, one to create my weapons and a final few to train with them so that I might become one with my swords; a killing machine!
One might think me insane, but one
cannot help obsession when one is transformed thusly. I still have no
use for my tongue, it’s ability to dart the entire width of a sombrero
only a source of self loathing, and this green translucent skin makes my
beady eyes cringe. She shall rue the day she cast her pox on me. She
shall bear the wrath of rana del señor!
Mataré a la bruja! I
shall kill the witch who has made me croak! Beware hag! For I am Antonio
Jesus Carlos José María Salazar Ardilla de la Tuercas, Ninja Frog!