The man stood silently and waited for the police cruiser's siren to stop wailing before he confronted the lawman.
"What have I done?" asked Billy Bob.
son" replied Officer Crimpet, "after fixing your soapbox gocart you
left a nail in the street. We have determined this is the very nail that
flattened the tire of Mrs. Bergomot's car, which forced her to lose
control, flinging her from the street and into Mr. Zed's yard, tearing
out his rosebushes before smashing into the side of his house, which
toppled over into the driveway of Pastor Gullikson, crushing his new
Ford Focus, causing him to say the MF word, which caught dear Mrs.
Hammer right in the moral plexus causing her to faint and fall backward
through the rectory window and become impaled by Captain Jacobsen's
grave-head crucifix, the oldest cemetery memorial in all of Smithers
"So you're arresting me for murder?"
"No. For littering. I just thought that other stuff was fascinating."