From the prompt: Mismatched chess set
On the command of my king and with the blessing of my queen I slipped
out our castle gates to do battle upon the enemy. The constant twists
and turns of the road made me a bit dizzy, but as I learned to
anticipate each maneuver I became more steady in the saddle. Within
sight of Castle Black I ran across Bishop Green Dolomite, having faced
off with Bishop Stainless Steel of the Black Guard. My path led me right
to the latter and I lay him down posthaste. A few pawns attacked
thereafter, one squire Shellacked Maple and two of clan Chisled Granite.
Bishop Dolo took out the wooden vassal whilst I was forced to dance
between the granites, lopping them both before I was through. My queen,
the lovely Carved Teak, met me on the field, and we soon had King Cheap
Plastic Withalittleknobontopwherethemoldwasbroken in checkmate. The Knight of White Marble had once again saved the kingdom.