Day 1- Pride. Seven great things about yourself.
Day 2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet.
Day 3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off
Day 4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do.
Day 5 - Greed. Seven worldly material desires
Day 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.
Day 7 - Lust. Seven love secrets.
For someone that has enormous feet, I seldom step on anyone else's.
I've almost never accidentally kicked anyone or when I have kicked
someone who's deserved it I've almost never gotten my foot stuck up you
know where. And, when I set them atop my desk. I almost never completely
block out the sun.
2. Though I am virtually clueless about the
technical aspects involved in using a camera, I actually take pretty
damn good pictures.
3. I color outside the lines, dance to a
different drummer, sing my own tune. In spite of the fact that it's cost
me dearly in many ways, I do what I want which is often the antithesis
of what civilization would like. Therefore knowing me can be a bit of an
4. I make a lovely spanikopita, tasty Hungarian
goulash, fab cream of mushroom soup, perfect aebleskiver, fluffy crepes,
decadent veal cordon bleu, delicious and photograph worthy
chateaubriand and a mighty fine chocolate chestnut cheesecake.
I have a round butt and thick legs. Most men have concave butts and
chicken legs. Not me. My thighs could crush a Camero, if I could get
them around it of course. Therefore I am not only a man, I am "Man +
6. I'm so scary looking that anyone walking with me is safe
from thugs and robbers. They think I'm one of them so they figure I've
probably got a gun and a nasty temper and stay the hell away from me.
This can come in very handy if a chick works in a really crappy
neighborhood and needs someone to walk them to their car.
can entertain people with text. I can make them laugh and cry, I can
make them think and not think. I can light them on fire, and chill them
on ice. And I can immortalize them in 4 styles and 7 genres, though only
one language, unless you count crazy talk as a subset of English. In
fact about the only thing I can't do with text is make money; but