A Song for Sickies
How irksome life must be for those that practice necrophilia
How empty is the
heart of someone pining for the dead
It seems their object of desire is
a rigor mortised body and formaldehyded
I’ve found that sex is far more far more fun when conversation
and I have tried but failed to share a corpse joined
Then, I have had my share of partners more adept at porn tinged
than common touchy feely; so perhaps death sets one free?
still cannot imagine; there are times that I would like to lie
and let my
partner do their thing upon my goose bumped flesh!
So how would a cadaver
reach across my rather ample thigh?
Erector sets with moving cranes and digit
Just leave the dead alone boys, just leave the corpses
there’s plenty of the live ones for the likes of you and me!
your chances with the
that breathe and still have hair
but-- if you insist on coffins, once you’re
finished, please stay there!