Tuesday, March 25, 2014

MUDD

Made Up Definition of the Day

EFFLUENT

ef'fluent


1. a: The linguistic discipline of spewing erudite insult.
b: One who intellectually deprecates.
c. An academic clique in which members taunt the perceived "lower classes" with vituperous verbiage, all the while assuming their targets have no idea what's being heaped upon them. (See also: Employer)

(slang) Smarty pants trash talk, or "SPTT"! {often said with a generous amount of salivary expectoration}

eg-a: "College seems to be paying dividends! She called me a sanctimonious prig! I have no idea what she means, but she's obviously become effluent."

eg-b: "She thinks of herself as quite clever, but we all know the girl is nothing but effluent."

eg-c: "Some people admire the effluent in our society, some emulate them. I for one, think they stink!"


2. The ability to speak the "f-bomb" in at least ten languages
(as relates to)
effluence: The globalization of "fuc*" as a noun, an adjective, an adverb and a conjunctive in multiple linguistic societies.

eg: "He could say the word in Icelandic, Finn, Croatian, Greek, Turk, Sri Lankan, Japanese, Kankana-ey, Chickasaw, Xhosa and of course, English. I was awestruck! How cool is that! The guy's a fuc*in' genius!"

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